Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The X-rated cutlery drawer

Can you imagine the cutlery drawer you'd have to use for this lot?

I’m so punny I think I just threw up in my mouth. A little. Okay, a lot.

Last night, the Man and I were enjoying a rare spoon. It was comfy, comforting and the closeness put me right to sleep. It was lovely. And I said so. In so many words:

“Sweets, I love when we spoon. I also like when we fork.”

He covered his eyes, groaned and rolled over. So much for spooning. I think I’ll have to revert back to the knifing.


  1. *groans*
    those devices look vaguely contraceptive

  2. lol I can't spoon with my husband. He snores and his breath is all hot on the back of my head. Blah.

  3. Oooh, I hate when people breathe on me. I remember being small and slapping my mum's face away because she was breathing on me. Urgh!

  4. LOL Lulu, I groaned too but under my breath so the Man wouldn't hear.

    Yes, I agree, those utensils look somewhat contraceptive. Not too sure what to make of them.

  5. scary!!! maybe he was worried about what type of fork...

  6. One of those BBQ forks that turn over huge pieces of steak, Ange. No wonder he was scared... or is that scarred...