Just "The Facts", ma'am

Okay, here's the lowdown:  The Man thinks I bore an uncanny resemblance to Jo Polniaczek from The Facts of Life. I say it was the big hair. It was the 80s, people. So, to throw fuel on the fire I'm posting a picture of me circa 1984 and one of the infamous Jo. You decide.

You like the big 'fro? I did too.

I like my 'fro better, bitch. Back off and get your own wave!

And, if I hear any strains of "You take the good, you take the bad," someone's going down, bitches. Down.

"You take the good
You take the bad
You take them all
and there you have
The Facts of Life
The Facts of Life."

Bite me, Jo Polniaczek.